Hi Friends,
There’s no easy way to say this so here it is. People are like, “you’ve gotta tell your friends, they would want to know”. So sorry if it sounds stupid, or…"whatever".
On 15th July Fri morning about 11am I was viciously mowed down by a cop car in Moorgate London.
So from what I gather, from speaking to various people were:
That it was a cop car (hence the subject), unsure if lights and sirens were on for sure, but from my memory - not
I was unconscious, out for a few hrs
They had to cut my clothes off me – BASTARDS!
My head cracked the windshield so it was a pretty forceful blow.
No I was not on the run or involved in any illegal activities which might warrant me getting mowed down.
I went to Royal Lon Hospital got checked out and was ok to go home (I probably shouldn’t have gone though).
For the next 48 hrs all I could do was sleep, and that pretty much what I have been doing since.
In that time I received a nice visit from the Cops and their Independent Police Complaints side-kick, which is who I got most of my info from. (The hospitals are useless for telling you what’s going on).
They were amazed I was alive and relatively undamaged, coz they’ve seen the traffic camera footage and the cop car – scary!
Also got a nice visit from some elves and gnomes bearing gifts, but they seem to have disappeared.
I went to the hospital again to get checked as Alicia and her parents were worried about me and my need to sleep 24/7.
I’m ok, no broken bones and CT scan says my head is ok.
I’m suffering from severe concussion and the Drs said it should last max 2 weeks. This means headaches, loss in concentration, dizziness, etc
The massive bruises and scratches are a nice touch…
Thanks to all those who have taken care of me here in London, esp Alicia and her parents, Sam and Dac.
So apparently people want to know, and there it is. Now it’s time for you to get off your chest, your true feelings about me, before it’s too late (for you or me).
Those things too hard to say way back then, now is the time. (All good of course!)
Here are some testimonials:
“If only I could have made you stay in Oz for a bit longer with me. You’re my one true love. Forget Jude and the rest, and come be by my side.” Heath Ledger
“You must know Jennifer or Angelina meant nothing compared to you. You’re still the only one.” Brad Pitt
“I can’t concentrate on the game without you!” Freddy Ljungberg
“I could not have done it without your theories and calculations. You’re the genius.” Stephen Hawking
“Why can’t we be more than friends?” Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore
General Rating: -*****
Repeat Visit: -***** (Hell no)